We’re T-Total – a young, London-born brand built on the glorious contradictions that define our generation. One day we’re drinking kombucha, the next we’re 3 Moths deep and texting our ex.

Our slogan? Ironic Alcoholic. Because we know you’re sipping on oat-milk lattes while planning your weekend bender and listening to wellness podcasts whilst hungover.

Each of our bespoke T-shirts is hand-printed in East London, one at a time. Our designs are bold, playful, and unapologetically unserious. We want you to wear your irony on your sleeve - literally.

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